Tonight was the most beautiful night.  I don't even know where to start.  NOOOO I don't want to.  I don't know.  Don't type everything I'm saying!  I spent the evening with two lovely ladies who fed me spicy Indian, and then wrestled with me in my bedroom.  WHEWWWW.  *takes dr. pepper from the desk, cradles it in lap.*  You're still typing and I've only said two sentences!  Are you adding lots of hyberbole?  *Caresses arm rest of the couch*  We talked about secets.  We broke out the porn collection and watched Italian zombie porn.  GOSH you don't put lotion IN my ear!  That's not the spot!  NOTHING.  Don't write that!  My elbows are very lotiony.  Suzanne: "Elbows, neck and ear lobes- very lotiony."  *Jason begins to sing "head shoulders knees and toes* tune but instead with the lyrics, "Elbows.... neck and ear lobes!"*  I'm stroking my monkey lamp right now.  *He also strokes the speaker next to him*  That's what  the lotion's for!  I was just talking about her dry spot!  WHAT!  WHy you gotta laugh!?  *Jason wriggles left foot in the air and twirls it around*  We were just talking about... dry spots.  I didn't put too much.  You can't touch it!  I mumble!  Now that it's lotioned up, you can't touch it!  So that the swelling goes down!  Suzanne got rugburn.  I got excess lotion *rubs it on Suzanne*.  I'm pretty so I dont have to know how to read!  Wait, not me!  HER!  I just don't know how to speak!  I, I.... don't know.

I was at work since 8 AM this morning dressed in this really nice mauve-striped blouse and groaning at the electrician for beckoning me over so early.  We had a full staff of employees today, some of which made me groan and then the film club from a local high school came into shoot a movie.  I was irritated, but fantasized about Charlotte Gainsbourg to distract myself from the people.  They're dead to me.  I think I'm going to get some chips and Dr. Pepper to appease my bulbous gut.